my life is totally sweet ass.

so yeah. facebook is the best invention of all time, ever. i found all the rich assholes i went to nolan with, because one of them added me, and wow, that was awesome. all the girls that were bitches are now total drunken whores. and they look busted. and that is awesome. and this guy i almost punched a few times still listens to papa roach and lists working out as a hobby and has no friends. so anyway, i totally belive there is justice in life because all the people that were akward looking but nice all grew up to be relatively well adjusted and attractive. and all the people that sucked have gotten ugly and drunk. and i'm not a stupid goth kid anymore. so things really do get better.

but enough about junior high, i'm lame. so my first week of college... college is going to be really, really hard. and that is going to suck alot. and i have to dissect a cat this semester. but some of it is actually really interesting, like the video we watched in microbiology about bacteria. did you know, for instance, if you fill a plastic cup with dead leaves and pond water, you can make a totally badass bacteria pond and watch the bacteria eat each other and swim around and shit under a microscope. it's true. and there are so many microorganisms in the world that most of those little guys in your sweet ass bacteria pond haven't been named yet. so if you want, you could probably name them, and that would be pretty cool, to name your own bacteria.

i'm glad to be in a major where they say things like "don't chew gum in here, because you don't want to eat a microorganism" or "if you're in the lady of the night proffesion, you could pretty easily have gonnerea, and spread it to alot of people." yeaah. and my microbiology lecture proffesor is totally awesome and crazy, and acts just like will ferrel's impersonation of harry kary, only he's not kidding. he calls us all "gang" and tells us things like not to spit into wells. because his grandmother hit him in the back of the head for doing that. awesome, i love school.
must go to bed. all you guys, thank god that you don't have ovaries tonight.except those of you who have emo ovaries, you know who you are. they only cause big problems.